The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

A little bird he tweeted so
From morning until night
I asked him nicely once to quit
He said 'one day i might'
He tweeted louder every day
Sometimes the noise was shrill,
Again I asked if he could stop,
He said, 'one day i will'.
His treetop hoots were louder now
As he grew so much older,
When asked to quit chirped "will i shit"
His tweets now that much bolder.
But hail the day I have to say
Came violence you have read of
The neighbours cat put paid to that
And chewed his bloody head off.

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Funny Iceman!