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Meadow
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 Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:46 am |
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Dream Lover
I met him in Liverpool
Don’t know why I was there, alone
He was handsome and very cool
Said his name was Joe Malone
I fell for Joe most instantly
He also seemed to fall for me
Together we had a wonderful day
That’s when I decided to play away
Just couldn’t help myself you see
These sort of things don’t happen to me
He said he played for Liverpool
Don’t go for footballers as a rule
We agreed to meet again next day
But I realised with much dismay
That now I must return to Jim
And break the news of Joe to him
I’ve got a boyfriend, I blurted out
His name is Joe. I had no doubt
That he’d be overjoyed for me
Jim’s a Liverpool fan you see
When will you meet again? he asked
As in my newfound love I basked
Tomorrow I dreamily replied
I’ll come as well, Alright I sighed.
Don’t know why I agreed to this
As I remembered Joe’s sweet kiss
We do the strangest things in dreams
Especially ones with football themes
So off we set for Liverpool
To meet the boyfriend, Joseph cool
At the station I nervously waited
For Joe to show, my breath was baited
But when Joe finally appeared
He’d changed and he looked really weird
His rugged face had been replaced
By an old and wrinkly woman’s face!
What do you want to do today?
He asked as I began to pray
This wasn’t real and I was dreaming
I glanced at Jim, his face was beaming
Joe, first let me introduce
My husband, Jim, his face went peuce
We’ll get together another day
He said as he turned and hurried away
As I left with Jim, my ego was battered
My dreams of being a wag were shattered
He was a strange looking bloke noted Jim
I couldn’t help but agree with him
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Meadow
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:46 am |
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Thanks Philomena. This is a true story! I really had this dream and I wrote it down as soon as I woke up. I read it to my husband - who is really called Jim and is really a Liverpool supporter - and when I got to the end he was silent. He was very pensive for a while and I thought 'Oh no, I shouldn't have read it to him, he's wondering why I'm dreaming about other men!' After a while he looked at me with a perplexed expression and said 'There's no Liverpool player called Joe Malone'......
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RobertDevlin
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:41 am |
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Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:34 pm
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Location: Grimney pussy, who smokes cigars and likes art galleries.
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An epic tale of love and woe. What can we say about dear old Joe?
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Witch
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:20 pm |
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Liked this made me smile.
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Meadow
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:00 am |
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Are you a Liverpool supporter Don1?
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Meadow
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:09 pm |
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Oh my goodness Don1, I only asked!!!!!! only joking! Are you from up North then?
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Elvira
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:04 pm |
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Many interesting things come from the North, I know, I'm one of them...
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Meadow
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:27 pm |
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Ah Elvira, where in the North are you from? I'm in Blackpool.
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