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| Author: | Wraak [ Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | My Dog, Rex |
I have a dog called Rex A lovely dog is he I'd really like to show you, but He's invisible, you see. He's part Alsatian A guard dog, first class If any intruder comes He'll bite them, on the leg. I have tried to teach him Many old dog tricks He'll stay, and walk, and heel, But he just won't pick up sticks. He's part Terrier He chases squirrel and hare But they just don't seem bothered You'd think he wasn't there He's very economical I don't feed him a lot Just a bowl of invisible food And some water in a pot He's part French Poodle An affectionate sort of chap When I'm watching telly, He'll sit there on my lap. I've had Rex for years He followed me home one day And as he's such a friendly thing I thought I'd let him stay. He's part Greyhound The fastest dog in town All of a sudden, woosh, he's gone And then he's back again. Rex ran off the other day While I was having tea So, if you should find an invisible dog Just send him home to me. |
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| Author: | Redvilst [ Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: My Dog, Rex |
Rex must be in my garden because I can't see him there. |
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