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Doctor Morbid and His Hair Settee
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Author:  AlphyaCing [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Doctor Morbid and His Hair Settee
Doctor Morbid in his lair
Made a seat of living hair.

A handsome little stool which grew
Whenever out new follicles flew.

This problem proved to be perplexing
Kept the doctor always vexing.

For as the stool became a chair
Much more room it took up there.

The only way it could be stopped,
Was to have the furniture cropped.

So a barber the doctor hired,
To sculpt the seat in a shape desired.

The barber did as barbers do,
Cut off more than wanted to.

Thus died the seat in shearing pain,
It couldn’t be saved even by Rogaine.
Author:  Witch [ Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Doctor Morbid and His Hair Settee
Amusing :)
Author:  Redvilst [ Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Doctor Morbid and His Hair Settee
:D The carpet makers would have killed for such a chair.

I recommend "The Carpet Makers" by Andreas Eschbach.
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