The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Doctor Morbid in his lair
Made a seat of living hair.

A handsome little stool which grew
Whenever out new follicles flew.

This problem proved to be perplexing
Kept the doctor always vexing.

For as the stool became a chair
Much more room it took up there.

The only way it could be stopped,
Was to have the furniture cropped.

So a barber the doctor hired,
To sculpt the seat in a shape desired.

The barber did as barbers do,
Cut off more than wanted to.

Thus died the seat in shearing pain,
It couldn’t be saved even by Rogaine.

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Amusing

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Witch

The carpet makers would have killed for such a chair.

I recommend "The Carpet Makers" by Andreas Eschbach.

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"Never look down on a man unless you're helping him up." Jessie Jackson