The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Please forgive my absence. Life got a bit hectic. Better stuff coming, but for now here's a quickie (you can sing it to the tune of 'I Like to Go Swimming With Bow-legged Women):

Some have inhibitions,
About their emissions,
They can’t talk about passing gas.

Those with an admission,
Of gastric transmission,
Risk showing that they have no class.

To withhold expulsion
Can lead to convulsion
And pretty much blow out your ass.

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Typewriters were more fun than keyboards. They made more of an impact when thrown. Read my writing at http://books.darlamittler.com

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"Never look down on a man unless you're helping him up." Jessie Jackson

Please do more,

really needed that laugh,

Thanks

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Witch