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| Author: | Clyde [ Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Toot Toot! |
There's nothing wrong with me Although I have panic attacks sometimes & arthritis in my knee Currently punished for my crimes But there's nothing wrong, you see! I've never felt better I may have lost my marbles & as you know, I'm a bed wetter My throat involuntarily gargles But I've never, ever, felt better! There's nothing wrong with me I look really good for my age Although others suggest cosmetic surgery Which does make me rather rage & I'm too late to apply for that bursary But I still think I look good for my age! I'm fine at this time of life Although I cannot make it up the stairs & my commode needs emptying Bed sores rub whilst in & out of chairs Because that sherry bottle is tempting There's nothing wrong with me I've never felt better I look really good for my age Now that I'm a jet setter As I said, I'm fine at this time of life On my mobility scooter Sitting next to my wife As she keeps honking my hooter! |
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