Argentine collides with Tango
Doing the Rumba
Whilst snacking with Salsa
Taps the counter in the Conga
Impatiently watching the Pachanga
But then is distracted by Dirty Dancing
So Quick Steps to join Belly Dance
Which looks more like Highland Fling
Everyone thinks he looks a Dick
So they join in doing the Funky Chick
Carolina Shag arrives with Square dance
Whilst others mock drinking their Can Can
Now it is time for Disco
So enters the Moonwalking man
Lambada also waltzes in
With Hip Hop & Swing
Cha Cha displays the Fandango
& prevents Ballet from Breakdancing
Very envious when Calypso is Hardcore
The rest are Ballroom dancing
But Jive asks the Cossack for more
Sadly, Bhangra feels Bolero
When Hey Macarena rules the floor
