The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

My life is better than a soap opera
With more characters in it, than Disney
From coma, buddha to drama
& sometimes I am nicknamed, grizzly

My life is more dramatic than a play
More eventful than the Olympics
I wonder what will happen today?
No doubt,
My devil will be up to her tricks?!

This life never has a dull moment
If someone filmed it,
they'd surely have a laugh
From the sublime to the ridiculous
Causing much confusion, not half!?

I want to be a hermit one day
But one surrounded in pure luxury
Perhaps I could buy a yacht & say
Sailing is now my sanctuary

My life will calm down soon, I'm sure
Because I don't send out dramatic invites
For people to admire me & adore
But they won't stop shining their lights
As they exclaim,
"Your life is never a bore!
Even though you are the world's biggest pain!
But who we will never ignore!
Even in the pouring rain!"