Sat nav
drives me around the bend
Literally
& there's a trend
Constantly
She sounds bossy
to start with
Then gets really fussy
if you don't turn quick enough
But doesn't know
left from right
& goes all quiet
when you really need her
Then you think
you've lost connection
Before she sends you off again
in the wrong direction
So you nearly crash
trying to grab
her by her hotness
amongst the trash
Newly built roads
don't appear
so you look
like an idiot
When you reappear
back on the same road
you just left in fear
of missing
a turning
& getting stuck
for miles in motorway
yearning
So I conclude
Sat nav
is naff
& if you ask me
Too much of a faff