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Why did you break up with me this summer
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Author:  TanithShand [ Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Why did you break up with me this summer
Why did you have to break-up with me over text
I'm now preggers with your baby
Is it 'cause I am so fat, we can't have sex?
Do you think you could change your mind, maybe?

Why did you choose this summer to end it
Now I have no-one to go on holiday with!
My friends already booked theirs at Butlins
& I have spent all our money on that crib!

Why did you have to break up with me now
Is it because I have pregnancy brain?
That you started to date that silly cow
Or was it that you had to move me via crane?

You never really know someone
Until you break up with them
I now see your true colours
So I spit at you with my phlegm

Why did you break up with me this summer?
Who will date this yummy mummy now?
Now I have to be a single parent, bummer!
Oh here's my Italian Stallion, CIAO!
Author:  KikiFleider [ Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why did you break up with me this summer
Men... bah. Shall I bite him for you?
Author:  TanithShand [ Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why did you break up with me this summer
yes please :D
Author:  PhilomenaAquitaine [ Sat Jun 22, 2013 8:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why did you break up with me this summer
The love between a parent and child is incomparable, if he's too idiotic to understand that he will be the one who misses out on that much more than you.

Between us girls, pregnancy sex is awesome, so he's missing out there too!
Author:  TanithShand [ Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why did you break up with me this summer
You know it sister! x
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