The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

I wish you would stop annoying me
Interrupting me all of the time
Making out you're really special
When you're next in our shooting line

I wish you didn't come on our family holiday
I can only take 2 days max
Leave me in peace to catch sun ray
Stop counting your money & tax

I wish you didn't ruin my fun
Preventing me from meeting folk
I cannot wait until the day is done
When I can sneak off for a smoke

family push my buttons
drive me insane
they stop me from breathing
dampening spirits like the rain

Then when you are tucked up in bed
Sound asleep like a snoring fool
I will be off to Las Vegas to wed
That man you don't like by the pool