The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Vortigern's a handsome man
With a heart as black as night.
He's charming with the ladies
And deadly in a fight.
For many years he's been alone,
No love has melted his heart
But a meeting with a mermaid
Made fire in his soul to start.
In the lovely Philomena Aquitaine
This Jett has met his match
But her passionate heart
Is difficult to catch.
Her love was once divided
Between good Kalvos and wicked Jett
Now it seems her wedding day
With Kalvos will soon be set.
Will this be the happy end
Of this triangular affair?
Or will Vortigern find a way
To make her once more care?
Jett is not a subtle man,
He's quick to use a knife
And Kalvos with not tolerate
The seduction of his wife.
The princess would be wise to keep,
Her two lovers far apart
But mermaids are not wise at all
When it comes to affairs of the heart.

Ah don't worry about it Arabella! I can always set fire to him with my dragons!!!!!

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Now Meadow dear, you know I hate it when you set people on fire and poor Vortigern is just misunderstood. He can really be very lovely in private but he has a reputation to keep.

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Oh alright Philomena, I won't set dearest Vort on fire........as long as he behaves!

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Oh I am sure he will behave. He hasn't kidnapped anyone for months. Anyway he is soooo sexy, it would be a shame to burn that lovely face.

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But let's be honest he hasn't done much of anything for months!! Things are sure to kick off soon now he's back on the scene............you be careful dear!

and.....credit me with a bit of common sense.....I didn't touch his face last time did I?

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I don't know what you mean? Last thing he did was to help me find the list which was very kind and he didn't expect anything in return.... Besides Vort wouldn't hurt me.

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Well......not intentionally maybe but he did throw you over his horse when you were heavily pregnant and rode off into the night with you! Remember how you drive men wild - a bit like me but for different reasons

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I know he is not the best at expressing his emotions but I really think he has changed. I don't think he kidnap me again.

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Oh, right, changed has he? Ok.......whatever...........

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