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Clyde
 Post subject: Cold Calling
PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:11 pm 
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How did you get my number?
Don't call us, we'll call you
& you just woke me up
I was sitting on the loo
No you can't call back another time
I shall probably be out to dine :evil:
Is this your customer care line?
I've a Men in White coats sign
I can add you to their list
You also sound like a nutter
I think you get the gist
Sympathise it's your bread & butter
But I can tell by your voice
You're as mad as a hatter
So you've made your choice
Now I have your number
It's my turn to rejoice
:twisted:
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VanyonTrise
 Post subject: Re: Cold Calling
PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:30 pm 
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:lol:
Next time they ring you
Tell you what to do
Ask them to hang on
Then disappear for an hour
.............or two!
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SMacca
 Post subject: Re: Cold Calling
PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:12 pm 
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I know what you mean
I had two calls today
One human one machine :roll:
Still working out which one's which, okay!
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Meadow
 Post subject: Re: Cold Calling
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:33 pm 
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i got two today
They seem to be
turning up the gas
Wish they'd go away!

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SMacca
 Post subject: Re: Cold Calling
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:58 pm 
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Turning up the gas?
Why did you let them in your house!
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Meadow
 Post subject: Re: Cold Calling
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:27 pm 
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They wanted toast! :lol:

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SMacca
 Post subject: Re: Cold Calling
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:36 pm 
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See what I mean
They should never be seen
Cold callers interrupt your life
They take your energy & food
Then your wife :!:
But for some this could be good! :lol:
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Meadow
 Post subject: Re: Cold Calling
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:37 pm 
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Cold callers use your gas
To warm their ass
Steal your bread
Mess with your head!

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SMacca
 Post subject: Re: Cold Calling
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:47 pm 
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they are sounding like some friends
they enter my home in trouble
pretending to make amends
& leave me in a right muddle
I think this is where our friendship ends :D
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Meadow
 Post subject: Re: Cold Calling
PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:51 pm 
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Did you hear about Tanith's 'boyfriend' chasing Philomena?

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