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| Author: | Clyde [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Cold Calling |
How did you get my number? Don't call us, we'll call you & you just woke me up I was sitting on the loo No you can't call back another time I shall probably be out to dine  Is this your customer care line? I've a Men in White coats sign I can add you to their list You also sound like a nutter I think you get the gist Sympathise it's your bread & butter But I can tell by your voice You're as mad as a hatter So you've made your choice Now I have your number It's my turn to rejoice 
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| Author: | VanyonTrise [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cold Calling |
 Next time they ring you Tell you what to do Ask them to hang on Then disappear for an hour .............or two! |
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| Author: | SMacca [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cold Calling |
I know what you mean I had two calls today One human one machine  Still working out which one's which, okay! |
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| Author: | Meadow [ Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cold Calling |
i got two today They seem to be turning up the gas Wish they'd go away! |
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| Author: | SMacca [ Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cold Calling |
Turning up the gas? Why did you let them in your house! |
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| Author: | Meadow [ Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cold Calling |
They wanted toast!
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| Author: | SMacca [ Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cold Calling |
See what I mean They should never be seen Cold callers interrupt your life They take your energy & food Then your wife  But for some this could be good!
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| Author: | Meadow [ Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cold Calling |
Cold callers use your gas To warm their ass Steal your bread Mess with your head! |
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| Author: | SMacca [ Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cold Calling |
they are sounding like some friends they enter my home in trouble pretending to make amends & leave me in a right muddle I think this is where our friendship ends 
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| Author: | Meadow [ Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cold Calling |
Did you hear about Tanith's 'boyfriend' chasing Philomena? |
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