So embarrassed with what to wear
All people do is stop and stare
My trousers are too long
Top looks all wrong
I have a carpet for a jacket
Sweat pants accentuate my packet
The colour is of someone's sick
Pattern was my granny's to nick
Hair looks like a meteoroid's hit it
& no-one will want to remove my kit
Perhaps I can hide behind someone
or pretend to be scratching a bunion
I will stand out in fashion week
For all the wrong reasons - EEK!