After eating an Italian Stallion
We boogied the night away
Ogling oily stripper's medallion
Whilst nibbling a hot buffet
Pauline maintained a dignified presence
& chose not to grab their bottoms
Whilst Nicola created more toilet essence
Spending all day feeling rotten
There was a handbag incident
Which caused an ickle scene
Madame La Rue was bent
Over four Dream boys, it was obscene!
Hen parties went crazy watching magic trick
Luckily, there were no casualties
Some of the audience looked horrified & sick
As they watched our big boys tease
