The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

We've seen the house of Blobby
We've seen the Smurfs so blue
We've heard the Wombles singing tunes
from Wimbledon its true

We've seen Cliff on a hilltop
We've heard him singing prayers
We've watched the cousin of a Frog
Sing halfway down the stairs

We've Felt the Noize with Holder
Sung Snowy tunes with Bing
Watched Essex sing A Winters Tale
Rocked House with Mel and Kim

Greg Lake promised it may snow
Our Band Aid friends raised wonga
Mud sang that they're lonely
Mel and Kim a one hit wonder

Mariah wanted you for Christmas
S Club's dream was thwarted
George gave you his heart this month
John Lennon's dream not sorted

But raise a glass to old St Nick
He's such an inspiration,
For songs just like the ones above
Give all these stars a pension.

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Ha ha, love that Iceman, very clever! xx

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