The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Happy Birthday, Meadow
Me oldest Grimney friend
Hope you receive alotta dough
& your head is still on the mend

Happy Buffday my mate
You're as young as the Morty, you feel
Hope your party is one we rate
But watch out for Arnus who might steal

Happy, Another year older!
To the Greatest Grimney Gal
Each day you seem to get bolder
But you're still our favourite bar pal

Happy Birthday from all at Bumblecrack's
Don't party too hard tonight
Or Vanyon might give you the sack!
So where's my bloomin' invite??!!

Thank you my dear SMacca
Though obviously still crackers
I appreciate the rhyme
Though it's not before time!

Surely it's not up to me
To invite you to my partee
Where's my surprise bash?
Are you short of cash?

No buffet, no balloons!
You Grimney buffoons
I'm not feeling the love
So Grimnians get stuffed!

I bet you're all behind curtains
Ready to jump out I'm certain
You wouldn't forget
Your little Meadow pet

I'm ready when you are
To jump in my pretend car
And race to Bumbles Bar
For my bash you little stars

Even though I know
My very favourite beau
won't be there
Because he doesn't care

He left me high and dry
and I still don't know why
What really made me cry
Was he didn't say Goodbye

But I'm made of sturdy stuff
Yes this girl is very tough
So hurry with my cake
I'm starving for Zoriat's sake!

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Happy Birthday Wishes to you my dear Meadow I am currently casting a spell to make the love of your life send you Birthday greetings Here's hoping it works...........

Oh thank you Alexa! That is very sweet of you! I hope it works too.........

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Here's your surprise
Right before your eyes
Can't you see the cake
Look out for goodness sake!
Here are the candles
for you to blow out
& a bracelet for your ankles
But don't drink too much you may end up with Gout!

I remove my wand and shout
Here's your present made with magic
A surprise party, I really doubt
to celebrate your age would be tragic
So Happy Birthday dear
From your Wizardy friend
Let's toast and cheer
As you go round the bend

Surprise! my buxom barmaid
Here I am behind the curtain
With someone a bit naughty
Like tentacle-ridden Morton

Really? Really Vanyon? It's not a trick is it?................

Is my Morty really there?
(Gasp) I really must go and wash my hair.............................

Oh and Thank you for the cake Tanith but........I can't see it for all the candles

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