Ah that time of year again
I love this time of year when
Lots of pressies are left around
Waiting under trees to be found
by unscrupulous burglars
singing Yuletime dirges
I'll sell them on Ebay
to make a few pound!
Don't know how he gets away
with his dirty deeds I hear you say
Well it's a time for giving
I have to make a living
So don't be tight
Leave on a light
So I can easily find
Expensive gifts left by you kind
Grimnians.
I'm not good at rhymes
But I'm good at nickin'
You've got to admit
I take some lickin'
I'm not a bad sort really
I'm just a bit touchy feely
'specially when it comes to gifts
Unwrapping them gives me a lift
So have a great time
Don't drink too much wine
I'll be back in the new year
To spread some more fear...........
Happy Christmas everybody!
