The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Remus is a military man
You’ll find him in the war room
Organising battle plans
Sending enemies to their doom

Philomena Aquitaine
Likes to be quite charming
She plays manipulation games
Which Remus finds disarming

She uses her seductive ways
To titillate and tease
With his heart strings she does play
And does it with such ease!

It serves the old fool right you know
The mermaid wants her way
I’m sure she’ll get it too although
A dangerous game she plays

There’s no fool like an old fool
Where mermaids are concerned
For after Kalvos wins his duel
Old Remus will be spurned

So Remus let the battle start
I hope you have a plan
For when Philomena rips your heart
You’ll be a broken man

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