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Author:  SMacca [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:54 am ]
Post subject:  Pot, Kettle, Black

Pot Kettle Black
Not guilty
Or as sooty Jack!
Just silky
Stop staring
In my mirror
Blotting my cooking
Little stirer!
UR a crack pot
Off the wall
Leave that spot
In crazy mall!
Don't project
Your cuckoo
Instead protect
Me from you!
Pot Kettle Black
Remove that stain
Off your back
& don't complain!
You are giving
Me a heartattack!
Pot, Kettled and as Black as me
Okay twin cooker
Let's have some tea
& play some snooker!
;)

Author:  Meadow [ Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pot, Kettle, Black

Another good one SMacca but it's got me snookered!

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