Tanza's not your average girl
I think it's fair to say
When Tanza lumbers down the street
Folk run the other way
She's an ugly looking monster
With her fangs that drip red blood
She dines on wicked people
So make sure that you are good
Please don't get downwind of her
She leaves a pungent stench
And if perchance she speaks to you
Please excuse her French
She speaks of gore and vomit
Nasty words spill from her gob
But behind her tough exterior
Lives an even bigger yob
She's slimy and disgusting
and her nose is always runny
But you can't take it away from her
She's very VERY funny
