Ha! That is funny, you are a cheese eating Lego Jedi man. Bizarre but gave me a laugh! Thanks!
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| Author: | LegoStan [ Mon May 02, 2011 1:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Cheese |
You just can't beat a bit of Brie Or some melted Camembert. A wedge of cheddar hits the spot Unless it comes with added hair. 'Coz hairy cheese is nasty It gets stuck in your throat. So please make every effort Not to rub it on a goat! A slice of stilton is the biz. Roquefort is delightful Edam, Gouda heavenly But sweaty cheese is frightful! So please don't keep it in your pants Or in a plastic bag 'Coz when you come to open it It's gonna make you gag! So that's my poem about cheese I'm sorry it's so crappy! I just wanted to change the theme From issues so unhappy. So don't please don't take it seriously Or think I'm soft in't head I'm knackered and I wrote this Just before I went to bed. |
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| Author: | LegoStan [ Mon May 02, 2011 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cheese |
Mozzarella, Mozzarella, Wetter than a used umbrella. Slice it up with fresh tomarter; That's two thirds of a famous starter. |
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| Author: | DebraCobra [ Mon May 02, 2011 10:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cheese |
Ha! That is funny, you are a cheese eating Lego Jedi man. Bizarre but gave me a laugh! Thanks!
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| Author: | LegoStan [ Mon May 02, 2011 10:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cheese |
My pleasure, Debra 
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| Author: | LegoStan [ Tue May 03, 2011 9:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cheese |
Haloumi or Feta, Which one is better? One is more Greek, The other has 'squeak'. Deciding's hard work Just don't ask a Turk. |
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| Author: | WaylandCybersmith [ Tue May 03, 2011 1:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cheese |
Gouda day, m'edam et mozarellas. Listen caerphilly, I will say this only once. "This only once." Now, let me see. Wensleydale arriving? Mr Dale get's here about midday. In the meantime, camembert with me for a little while as we explore the history of cheese. Cheese has been made for cheddar-ations. It is stilton here in the same way it was centuries ago, and, hopefully, for centuries to come. Where there's a will, there's a whey, as they say. |
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| Author: | Nydas [ Tue May 03, 2011 8:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cheese |
Oh my sides are splitting and my mouth is dribbling! I'm sure in fact that my derrière has expanded just thinking about the cheesy treats mentioned here. Phil Smith was addicted to cheddar He reckoned it made him feel better His arteries furred and his vision was blurred and his face got decidedly redder He moved on to Edam and Gouda But he thought that they tasted of powder He chucked it all in took withdrawal on the chin Now he's cheese free and never been prouder. Boom boom! |
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