The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

You are a strange one, that is true
You talk in riddles half the time
No doubt there'll be no stopping you
Now you've discovered four lines

It is true that I talk in riddles
But I must avoid Wagger's piddles
You are nearly there with four line rhyme
In Vault of Grimney drinking wine

Who was it started this four lines caper?
Hogstance if my memory serves
Probably looked good on paper
But I bet SMacca's getting on his nerves!

It's National Poetry day
Why didn't you tell me
Drenched in rhyme today
Now I have a fat belly

Oh yes. T'was I who coined this madness
As LegoStan, before the sadness
Of his Culin'ry demise
(I ate him with some curly fries).

Though on occasion quite perplexing
SMacca's words are never vexing
To read them through is ne'er a chore
Whilst snacking on a suckling boar.

Why thank you boar eater
I like your four line rhymes too
Meadow I'd like to beat her
Or perhaps send her to the zoo!

Hoggy, my mermaid heart dances with joy
At your rhyming return my dear boy
Stay for a while you lovely beast
We need your rhymes for a month at least.

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Philomena, you maritime treasure!
To see you here is always a pleasure.
How have you been, my merlady friend?
I'm hoping you haven't yet gone round the bend!

Don't take life so seriously O Hogstance man
Lighten up, eat more boar and grab a beer can
Enter the stars & walk on galactic path
& try not to eat me, you psychopath