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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:24 pm 
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Wayland my dear, forgive my slight!
I forgot in my haste
To say that to love anyone is right
But it's fine to also be chaste!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:00 pm 
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Location: Mostly on the floor
I went to the pet shop to buy a dog
The salesman showed me a big fat hog
I said, That's not what I came here for'
So he slapped me about 'till I fell on the floor


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:56 pm 
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How broken must a people be
To drive over and pass a mere baby
That's lying, dying on the street?
Humanity gone...obsolete...


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:31 pm 
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Give me the sensual melt
Of a Twirl or dairy milk
I am happy once I've felt
Chocolate's beautiful silk.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:20 pm 
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One bite, and the centre flows
Coating mouth and tongue in cool sensuality
The inner warmth makes vapours that rise to the nose
The pleasures of chocolate serenity.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:24 pm 
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170 billion visible galaxies,
Say each has 200 billion stars
No matter how many planets there may be
They'll only find chocolate on ours.

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Love all, forgive all, show mercy, condemn no-one.
May the King's peace be upon your body, mind, soul and spirit.
May love and joy be ever with you.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:14 pm 
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Location: Hobsbane
Twirl with Texan Minstrels
Picnic with Rolo the Yorkie
Double Decker Penguin Revels
And Breakaway with a Curly-Wurly

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But joy the spring that flows beneath
Joy is the fruit where hope is the blossom,
The mountain climbed, the far shore reached.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:54 pm 
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Take a pumpkin, cut a hole
Scrape its guts into a bowl
Carve some shapes out, keep it clean
Have a happy Halloween.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:04 pm 
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My town has morons from the EDL
Who've bussed in to make trouble here.
But those poor racists are in hell
Because nobody will serve them beer. :)

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:56 am 
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The mirror is a liar
I know it can't be true
cos in it's glass I'm middle aged
and I know I'm twenty two!! :shock:


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