The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Gwenllian you must be happy
That your son has been so kind.
My son leaves gifts in his nappy
But he's a toddler so I don't mind.

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When my sons were toddlers
I wondered how they'd grow
but now I only wonder
where did the years all go!

Feet first sliding
eyes closed in trust
body's silent gliding
beneath the watery crust

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All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts...

'Go' I say as I point the way
My finger quivers
an arrow in the winds sway
and off he slithers

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All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts...

To all the lovely visitors
who pass through day and night
Why don't you stop and say hello
most of us don't bite

"Most of us don't bite" Gwen says,
A lot won't think to chew!
They'll pick you up and spit you out,
If they don't like the taste of you!

You... hmmm now let me think
I'm really rather veggy
But if the others do insist
I'll try some of your leggy

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All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts...

Try some of your leg, Eve says,
that thought is quite repulsive
Now spit it out, and stick it back
I need for an exclusive!!

exclusive is as exclusive do
and this is so conclusive
I'll keep the leg dear beccy boo
as you are rather loose -eth!

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All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts...

"oh what's occurin" I sharply shout at Eve,
Seems I've been knocked down some pegs.
With crossed arms and disgruntled face,
I tightly cross my legs!;)