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Redvilst
 Post subject: Re: Religion... really?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:02 am 
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Tanza, you should have shown them your teeth. It may have un-brainwashed them.

Master Cybersmith v The Witnesses: no contest! :D

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 Post subject: Re: Religion... really?
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They had my neighbour smoking cigarettes with no tobacco in them...honey flavoured I think they were. She may as well have rolled up a newspaper and lit that. It stank like a bonfire.

Like I said, they were lovely boys and totally believed in their faith and in themselves. I just thought...does it really matter, as long as it gives them a purpose?

Yes Wayland, I've had the Jehova Witnesses many times and, dare I say it...I don't believe for a minute that they were actually there. I said it.

I can get rid of window salesmen and people trying to sell me stuff as a homeowner. What's the first thing they ask? ''Are you the homeowner?''. I say, ''No, I rent.''. They say, ''Sorry to have bothered you.'' and walk away. I love the way they start by asking me how I am and if I'm enjoying my day. They call me madam and are so polite. The ones on the phone are priceless. I tell them I rent and, all of a sudden, I'm not a madam or anybody else they're remotely interested in and the phone goes down...haha...how rude are they?!

Don't you just love the telesales people who phone up and tell you they've had your debt details passed to them...hoping that you actually do have debt and will say, ''Oh really?''. They ask if you own the house...you say, ''No, I rent.''. They say, ''In that case, I'm afraid I can't help you.''. Phone goes down. Nice. Even the catalogue companies try to sell you insurances and get narked when you say no to them. ARRgh...really gets on my nerves....RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLL.

The above methods don't, however, work where religion is concerned. Plus...a lot of them send old ladies round, so you feel guilty for letting the dog out to chase them off. Well...some people feel guilty.
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 Post subject: Re: Religion... really?
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Tanza wrote:
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The above methods don't, however, work where religion is concerned. Plus...a lot of them send old ladies round, so you feel guilty for letting the dog out to chase them off. Well...some people feel guilty.


CALLER: Hello. Are you interested in saving your immortal soul?
TANZA: No, I rent.

Got to be worth a try. :D

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 Post subject: Re: Religion... really?
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CALLER: Don't worry, if you give us a percentage of your wages, we'll help you out whenever you want!

TANZA: I don't know about that...let me phone my pimp.
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 Post subject: Re: Religion... really?
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