The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Dear Legostan's not the only one
Whose misfortune has led to change
Though it's hard to explain what has happened
As it sounds extremely strange:

Drowned in a flood of English caffeine
At Grimney's expansion party,
Poor sushi1112002 has reincarnated into CharTea.

I have my mother's face.

You're a bit of a looker yourself, Tanza. It's your eyes. They remind of my wife Milgrave's only she's just got the one.

Incidentally, you're right about me and human flesh. It's purely fucntional. Whilst we probably won't be sharing a meal, I can certainly point you in the direction of some meat to satisfy your appetite. You must come 'round for supper one evening. Milgrave will make radigan pie and I've got some special ale brewing. If you're not keen on the pie, I'll introduce you to our neighbours...

Leggy often spoke of you. Even on that fateful day, he was muttering something about a barbecue...and mustard. I love the stuff but it gives me terrible gut rot. Mind you, so does pretty much everything.

It has now been a week since Leggy passed. Spare a thought when you're tucking into your radigan pies this afternoon. It was his favourite.