I've made a bucket list
of everything I want to do
But before I can no longer use my wrist
There's someone I must sue
I'll go to every festival on this planet
After reclaiming every monies due
So that I can leave it in my will for Janet
But that's not anything new
I want to skydive over the Himalayas
Join in a Tibetan meditation
Eat many Carribean jambalayas
& fly my own helicopter to elevation
I want to join the mile high club
With Janet after I tell her my will
Then after my ecstatic body rub
I will spend all of my money until nil
Then I will hold a party
On loads of bank credit
Dance like an old arty farty
Leaving Janet in loads of debt
