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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:28 pm 
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Location: Bogall Village
Have a pasta making machine
But it's still in the box
The processor's never seen
Nor seasoned with rocks
Never been a flour shaker
As kitchen gadgets gather dust
Nor used my bread maker
& my slow cooker is full of rust
I could give them to my friends
But I can't stand to do that
& then I realise as my mind bends
I'm a lazy pretentious twat
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