It is currently Tue Aug 04, 2026 5:08 pm

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 3 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Stalker, Stalker....
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:34 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat May 26, 2012 8:44 am
Posts: 1204
Location: London Toooooon
Stalker stalker, near the light
why do you watch me tonight?
Are you lonely or just a perve
For in the end, it won't serve
I shall never give you that delight


Stalker stalker, not so far
Why do you follow me in your car?
Are you a sheep
Or do you urge to take a peep
at my underwire bra?


Stalker Stalker, my local nutter
Do you want me for your bread & butter?
Your eyes keep gnawing me
why don't you let me be!
You really make me shudder
:evil:

Stalker, stalker, like a creeper
your imagination getting steeper
as your obession grows
Are you my keeper?
Then stop following me around Tescos!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Stalker, Stalker....
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:29 pm 
Offline
Site Admin
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:54 pm
Posts: 7361
Location: Looking pretty behind the bar at Holme's Tavern
You are funny! I like it.

_________________
http://themermaidmuse.wordpress.com/


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Stalker, Stalker....
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:31 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 11:24 pm
Posts: 250
Love the sense of humour .. :D

_________________
http://davejameswriting.blogspot.co.uk/


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 3 posts ] 

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group