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| Author: | Redvilst [ Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | I pick up your gauntlet, Master Cybersmith ... |
This story is not a lie! My friend Bob Hill had a daughter who was 6'2". He kept a smallholding on which he raised goats and his daughter, Honour, being rather shy and self conscious concerning her height, preferred to keep the company of the goats rather than risk ridicule from cruel neighbours. High Honour Hill was a lonely goat herd, and you'd not lie about a lay-hay-dee! |
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| Author: | WaylandCybersmith [ Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I pick up your gauntlet, Master Cybersmith ... |
A motorcyclist was speeding around a supermarket car-park, causing panic and upset among the shoppers. Mr Edmund Hill and his family were just taking their shopping to their car, when the mad biker roared towards them. The family froze in terror. Then Mr Hill threw a bag of breakfast cereal at the biker, who fell off before the family were harmed. The Hills are alive through a pound of muesli |
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| Author: | Gwenllian [ Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I pick up your gauntlet, Master Cybersmith ... |
A fight broke out today among two groups of youths. An onlooker said "it was absolute chaos. You had six teens going on seven teens "! |
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| Author: | WaylandCybersmith [ Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I pick up your gauntlet, Master Cybersmith ... |
There is a town where it is peaceful 6 out of 7 days of the week. However, on the day people go back to work after the weekend, there are always reports of burglaries, thefts and muggings. So much so, that they have placed a warning on the town sign. Crime: Every Monday |
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| Author: | WaylandCybersmith [ Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I pick up your gauntlet, Master Cybersmith ... |
The Von Trapp family were staying at a hotel and the manager, Pierre Valmont, realising who his guests were, asked what he could give them to enhance their stay. They answered Doughnuts, beer, a free meal, Pierre. |
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| Author: | Tanza [ Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I pick up your gauntlet, Master Cybersmith ... |
Wasn't there a darts match up at the Abbey? The Mother Superior threw her first dart and got twenty, second dart she got treble twenty. Feeling lucky, she threw the third. It hit Maria straight in the head and killed her! The Mother Superior was so pleased with her score, she couldn't wait to shout it out! One nun dead and eighty! |
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| Author: | Gwenllian [ Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I pick up your gauntlet, Master Cybersmith ... |
A friend of mine has to go to the Middle East, I asked him whereabouts he was going he replied "Doha dear" |
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| Author: | WaylandCybersmith [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I pick up your gauntlet, Master Cybersmith ... |
In a local wildlife park, a keeper spotted one of the birds in the South America area behaving rather strangely. The rhea had lined up a row of pebbles, and was shifting them up and down. After a while, the keeper realised it was making calculations. He studied it for some time, until he worked out how to give the bird a calculation for it to solve. The bird took no time at all. He tried timing it, comparing it with himself using a calculator. The rhea won every time. He wanted to find out how the bird was doing it, what methods it used, so he contacted a professor at a university and asked: "How do you solve a problem like my rhea?" |
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