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YadrikGriddle
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 Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:37 pm |
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Joined: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:29 am
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Location: Bogall Village
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Ah shoite! oi'm on fire so scon are!
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VorlyFrothiton
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:40 pm |
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Joined: Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:51 pm
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Dat is de second time the-day yer 'av been on fire! first de pope an' nigh me!
*puts fire out with his hose*
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YadrikGriddle
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:47 pm |
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Location: Bogall Village
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Put dat 'ose away yer bauld gnum! oi tink so'tiz time oi cooked dat auld boot, me tummy's rumblin' so it it. so'tiz so'tiz
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HengisRudd
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:39 am |
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Yer 'ill not be cookin' me boot, they came as a pair an' they 'ill stay as a pair. Yer are aff yisser noggin so yer are. If yer want ter cuk anythin' cuk yisser socks an' drawers scon are sure they are pure ripe.
*He stares at a book sticking out of Yadrick's pocket. The title of which reads 'The Human Tongue'. Hengis looks horrified*.
Oi'm absolutely disgusted. That's waaat dat big white coy wus doin' 'ere. she wus droppin' aff banned pornographic literature!
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YadrikGriddle
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:20 pm |
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Pornographic literature? what's dat 'engis? dis 'ere's me gaff av wax paper, (some call it toilet paper!) oi shenanagans it roun' wi' me cos Ah've been gettin' caught a bit short. an' while we're on de subject....i foun' dis gaff av wax paper on your bed!!
Yadrik walks straight into a brick wall and falls on his back, legs in the air
OUCH!
Ter be sure an' begora! oi can clap stars flyin' roun' me noggin. nigh 'oy de blazers did dat 'appen? 'av yer got an up ter date cog av witchipedia? only.......i tink we might be gnums not pixies an' it says in me cog dat gnums can pass through solid objects............
Yadrik passes out.
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VorlyFrothiton
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:41 am |
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Oi dat white coy is not 'ere ter defend 'erself but oi must admit dat pornographic buk looks pure interestin' can oi 'av a read?
Yadrik yer eejit - Yer are not a ghost yet me mucker.
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YadrikGriddle
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:19 pm |
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'ey yer two, chucker yer ever 'av deep, philosophical thoughts? only oi 'av been wonderin' wha we came from. oi mean, whaen yer tink aboyt it, wan day we wasn't dare de next we wus. 'oy chucker yer tink dat 'appened? chucker yer tink thar's sum bein' in another place watchin' us? notin' waaat we chucker an' say? ooh i'll be back in a minute, oi nade a pee so oi chucker......
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VorlyFrothiton
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:16 pm |
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Oi came from me munny's tummy why wha ye cum from yisser daddy's 'ole?
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YadrikGriddle
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:58 pm |
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Well nigh, correct me if oi'm wrong but....yer not a philosophical sort av guy nigh are yer vorly? i'm blatherin' aboyt places loike, nigh, waaat chucker they call it....'eaven, that's de ward so so'tiz.
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VorlyFrothiton
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:09 pm |
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Oi bigora oi jist woke up from a deep sleep i wus sunbathin' an' got sunburnt on de pond gimp i wus dreamin' av 'eaven an' it wus loike full av butterflies givin' me a gnum massage.
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