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Meadow
PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:50 pm 
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Ooooh I don't know, I am a bit peckish! :D

Hello Morty :D

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TanithShand
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Hi Morton

Meadow - introduce me please :D
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Evarne
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The maid elf will fetch you drinks and food.

*She pours a yellow liquid onto SMacca's arm.*

Sorry if it stings.
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Meadow
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Oh Tanith! Have you not met My.......erm Morton? We were engaged once before his wives turned up. He is one of the loves of my life......so hands off!

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MortonBalthus
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Let me help! Yes! Yes! SMacca you put your legs up on a chair and I'll saw them off. I'll do them both just to be on the safe side. Poison can spread you know!


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Meadow
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Oh by the way Morton I think I may have upset Slayvern and he's going to kill you. Shall I fetch a saw?

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SMacca
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Erm Thanks Morton - you are so kind

But I would like to keep my legs attached please :lol:

Thank you Evarne - from blue to yellow liquid - yum :D
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MortonBalthus
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Kill me?! Kill me?! I wave my tentacles at him.

*He waves his tentacles*.

How can he kill me? The Master Wizard of Grimney. No. He could more easily kill that bug on the wall than kill me. I am a POWERFUL wizard.

*He rolls his eyes*.

Now, where's my saw!

*He whips one out from his shell*.

Legs.... Where's her legs? I forget what they look like! I'll have those off in no time.


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Evarne
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See this is what happens when you let Morton loose near a sick person! No amputations, the ointment will suffice.

*She smacks Morton's tentacles.*

Now behave or I shall send for your sister!
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SMacca
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Morton you don't need any more dangly things you already have enough tentacles!

leave my legs alone!
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