The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Yes, I'm Philomena... although I am sure Mrs Green has referred to me by many other names.

*She winks.*

The fish can be served with new potatoes if you wish, or with chips. Whatever you fancy little friend. You must make yourself at home and you're always welcome to have a cuddle on my lap. Do you want a saucer of cream or a pint of ale?

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Ma doesn't like me smoking cigars. she's always fussing over it. Mrs Sweeney hated it too. She hated it so much, made her sofa smell.

*He smiles and puffs the smoke from his fury cheeks*.

Prefer potato, not really that fond of chips. But I'm fairly easy going. I'd love a pint of ale love. Thanks ta.

*He looks over his shoulder*.

Yes ma. I'll ask.

*He looks at Meadow and Philomena*.

Ma asked if she can take a bath, and whether she could have a glass of red wine.

Of course... er... both of you make yourselves at home.

*She pours them drinks.*

So what do cats do for fun?

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Well, ma likes to go dancing. She's quite a twinkle paws when she get's going.

*He looks over his shoulder*.

Don't you ma? Like dancing? Ma's the sociable one, always out on the town meeting new people. Can't hold her back! Mrs Personality she is!

*Rolls his eyes*.

Me, I'm the quiet one. well I'm more of a stay at home do nothing kind of cat. I tend to sleep most of the time, although I do like playing cards.

*He puffs on his cigar*.

Is there a dry cleaners around here? Me suit needs cleaning.

You'll need to go to Toraz for a dry cleaner, I can take it with me tomorrow. I can play the harp for your Mama if she likes to dance?

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Oh don't get ma started! She'll be dancing all night!

*He looks over his shoulder*.

Won't you ma?!

*He looks at Meadow and Philomena*.

Have to shout, she's a little deaf. And ma says 'Yes'.

Oh I like the harp too. I used to play the piano when I was younger. Mainly in pubs around Grimney.

*Looks thoughtful*.

Toraz? You got a map I could borrow?

*wakes up to the smell of fish*

Oh this tavern is busier than Bumblecrack's - I think I will stay here tonight

Philomena - I shall help myself to a drink, looks like your hands are full!

Hello Dave and Dave's ma

Let me serve you madam, I'm hoping to hear Philomena play the harp myself.

Why thank you Hosta - red wine please

Hello SMacca Did you get your wage packet off Vanyon?

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