The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

Yes. You judge and criticise because it is easy for you to do and makes you happy to point out the faults of others... But my lady Princess... And even Kalvos.... They are noble and good and protect those of us in Grimney without the strength to defend ourselves.

*She blushes.*

Please never tell Kalvos I said a good word about him, he will take it as approval of his relationship with my mistress. I have no wish to be his friend!

Noble and good? Pah! That mermaid is a whore , she probably has her legs wrapped around Vortigern making the beast with two backs as we speak.

*She spits on the floor.*

Now, firewater. One bottle. One glass. Now.

Oh hello dear One firewater coming up

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I don't know all of you - I think you should always look on the bright side

Make it snappy, I have been standing here for ages waiting for you to stop gossiping.

Oh Meadow you are so slow

Vite Vite!

Here you go with your firewater Pellonia! Enjoy

Aren't you a chirpy thing... Pity that blond handsome knight isn't here without the mermaid... I would have enjoyed myself then!

Oh It's a pity you missed Morton too he was looking for a third lady

I can do better than an ugly old clam that hangs around privies... Take my advice, stay clear of the mermaid. Her kind, trouble. Always trouble.

There's no need to be so bossy Pellona, you are our only customer and there are three of us here to serve you! So you fancy Kalvos do you?

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