The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

A glint in my eye? Do I look like a man with a death wish? The Princess is beyond beautiful, that is true. To look at her face, is to look at the sun and if you stare too long you are blinded... but she is Darl Thranmere's sun and I would not be so foolish that I forgot that.

*He smiles*

I'd advise you and Oakes not to look too long, you are not used to beautiful women and... Darl would not be pleased if he sees you two drooling over his wife.

*Avalay looks at his gleaming nails*

I imagine you will be having Vortigern Jett as a guest down here soon enough, he is bound to commit some impropriety with the Princess and Thranmere's vengeance will be severe. Of course... you will have to rip his tongue out before he implicates the Princess, we know that the Overlord of Stormrock will hear nothing of her wrongs... remember the minstrel?

*Avalay sniffs the air and looks at the nightwatch man*

I'm going back to the fresh air... next time you will taste the fresh air, you scum, your skin will be slowly removed from your body.