The Land of Grimney - The Illustrated Adventures of Cora Pearl, aged 12

I didnt google that question but have a theory of my own

They have a chemical imbalance in their brain.......when they walk, they automatically hear the Bee Gees song "Staying Alive" and they are bobbing their head to the beat of the music (let your imagination run riot, hear the song, and you may find yourself doing the same thing )

I'm sure there is a more scientific reason.....but i quite like my original thought after reading that question!!

I'm not from America no, I'm from bonny bonny Scotland.....the land of beauty, haggis and braveheart oh and irn-bru

I think birds just fall outta the sky and rot away. I think that they also get carried off by coyotes. Shark are rock hard, and I think theyd kick a crocs butt big time. Dunno about the bird thing tho. Yeah cool website. I aint no Shakespeare but I like the stuff on here.

I think the shark and the crocodile would cosy up on the sofa and watch David Attenborough DVDs. The crocodile would share its wine gums with the shark and they'd both sit there picking sticky bits off their teeth and having a good old laugh at Attenborough...picking faults in his findings and chuckling at all the other animals being filmed while they're mating. Then, they'd fall asleep and drift off in their separate ways until they woke up in bed at home, each telling their mums about the adventure they had. Their mums would smile sweetly and make breakfast before getting them ready for school.

The birds....I think one of my cats is eating them all. Not a day goes by without some mixture of entrails being splattered across the patio. It would be nice to think that there are special trees where birds can go when they know it's their time. They would sit on the branches and, as the wind brushes across their little bodies, a sweet mesmerizing birdsong would circle their cute little heads and they would be sent into a dream-like state before finally falling to the ground unaware that they had died. Here's where my cat comes in.

What a delightfully quirky reply. You should be writing stories!